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⛳The Holey Cheezus🧀 🐮Beef patty 🧀Cheddar cheese 🥓Bacon 🍅Tomato 🥬Lettuce 🥒Pickles 🔴Ketchup 💦Aioli 💉Oozy gooey cheese sauce 🖋️Signature bun Holey Moley's new menu started this week and the manager was excited to tout it. Unfortunately, the beef burger was just awful. The beef was that brown, processed colour and consistency that alerts you to the fact that a live cow may have been only distantly related to it a few factories ago. It tasted like it had been frozen for a while too and left an acrid aftertaste. I just don't understand how anyone can give so few fucks about the beef they put in their beef burger. There was one fairly floppy and mediocre piece of bacon and the rest of the salad bits and cheese were just bland. The syringe of liquid cheese is novel but didn't give the burger the shot of life it needed so badly. The aioli did very little and I feel like all I got was PVA glue-style mayo. The bun looked good and was fresh, and the presentation was good. Yay for that. I hate to give Holey Moley shit for this because I always have fun there and the staff are always super friendly and helpful. But this truly sucked. 🎁Free tummy ache with every purchase. My guts did not like this one at all. My friend seemed to enjoy the chicken burger a lot more - though it was 'quite salty'. Pic in the comments.